mini jean phil

A very small gentleman has arrived.

mini
jean phil

$minijean

Perfect hair. Serious suit. No explanation.

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4.7 inches
of authority
do not touch
the fringe
Mini Jean Phil in a plaid suit with a blond bowl cut and curled mustache
Mini Jean Phil standing inside his private room
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01 / The Room

He lives between the skirting board and the good china.

Every afternoon at 4:07, Jean Phil inspects the carpet, straightens his tie and judges the weather through a keyhole.

Nobody invited him. Somehow, he owns the place.

“Please lower your voice. I am thinking.”

02 / Small Rules

House etiquette,
according to Jean Phil.

  1. 01The fringe remains level.Always.
  2. 02Tea arrives at 4:07.Not 4:08.
  3. 03Large furniture is suspicious.Observe it.
  4. 04A good suit solves most things.Nearly.

03 / Inspection

Small frame.
Unreasonably large presence.

Move your cursor. He is watching the room.

Close portrait of Mini Jean Phil
officially
tiny

04 / His Table

Pull up a very small chair.

Jean Phil has reserved exactly one seat. It may be yours.

Mini Jean Phil waiting beside the final links
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