A very small gentleman has arrived.
mini
jean phil
$minijean
Perfect hair. Serious suit. No explanation.
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4.7 inches
of authority do not touch
the fringe
of authority do not touch
the fringe
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01 / The Room
He lives between the skirting board and the good china.
Every afternoon at 4:07, Jean Phil inspects the carpet, straightens his tie and judges the weather through a keyhole.
Nobody invited him. Somehow, he owns the place.
“Please lower your voice. I am thinking.”
02 / Small Rules
House etiquette,
according to Jean Phil.
- 01The fringe remains level.Always.
- 02Tea arrives at 4:07.Not 4:08.
- 03Large furniture is suspicious.Observe it.
- 04A good suit solves most things.Nearly.
03 / Inspection
Small frame.
Unreasonably large presence.
Move your cursor. He is watching the room.
officially
tiny
tiny
04 / His Table
Pull up a very small chair.
Jean Phil has reserved exactly one seat. It may be yours.
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